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This story is freaky hilarious too!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the youngman was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
♥ When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins"
♥ Then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove swelling".
♥ I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William’s Stick Did The Trick".
♥ Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."
In the end, the case was dismissed.
Dicks are unfortunate
10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you’re Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
Fitness Freak and his Frustrated Wife
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Innocent Young Factory Worker ♥
A young Bulgarian peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After two months, she gave the boss two-weeks notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hardworking and doing a good job.
He called her into his office, and asked her why she was leaving.
“Oh, it is nothink, I just want to kvit that’s all,” she said sullenly.
“Look, I’ll give you a raise,” he offered.
“No, but thank you,” she said.
“You can’t just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
“Okay if you must know,” said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, “Look! I haven’t had this before, it’s the broom’s bristles, I tell you!”
Tickled by her innocence, the boss also took off his underwear and showed his, explaining, "My dear, it’s nature. Look I have it too…."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can’t wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you’ve grown the handle as well."
Blabbered at
16:23
Friday, March 02, 2007
This story is freaky hilarious too!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the youngman was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
♥ When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins"
♥ Then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove swelling".
♥ I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William’s Stick Did The Trick".
♥ Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."
In the end, the case was dismissed.
Dicks are unfortunate
10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you’re Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
Fitness Freak and his Frustrated Wife
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Innocent Young Factory Worker ♥
A young Bulgarian peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After two months, she gave the boss two-weeks notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hardworking and doing a good job.
He called her into his office, and asked her why she was leaving.
“Oh, it is nothink, I just want to kvit that’s all,” she said sullenly.
“Look, I’ll give you a raise,” he offered.
“No, but thank you,” she said.
“You can’t just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
“Okay if you must know,” said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, “Look! I haven’t had this before, it’s the broom’s bristles, I tell you!”
Tickled by her innocence, the boss also took off his underwear and showed his, explaining, "My dear, it’s nature. Look I have it too…."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can’t wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you’ve grown the handle as well."
Blabbered at
16:23