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Kindly process to
yellowdime.blogspot.com
for the tagboard!
Tyvm! :B
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I am always thinking, giving myself hopes. But, the truth is there isn't.
I still cannot believe i am so stupid to believe my own fairy tales. Living in a world of my own. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
As usual, Neptune, my house [: , got the best cheer leadering prize again ! Haha. Three cheers for Neptune. WOOHOOO.
Was browsing some webs when i suddenly end up in this joke website.
Enjoy ♥
Free drinks! Free drinks!
A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.
“But I already paid you! Don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, “Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, “You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass….”
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
A Real Ball Buster
“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind — either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”
“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
“Hi there,” says Steve,”It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”
“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.”
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, “Shit! THAT’S the word!"
Disabled swimming contest
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.
They all line up, the whistle blows and"splash" they’re all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly,but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legsfinishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so hedecides he had better dive down to rescue the head guy. He picks up the head, swims back up to thesurface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughingand spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath andshouts: "Three goddamn years I’ve spent learning to swim with my goddamn ears, thenfive seconds before the whistle, some bastard puts a swimming cap on me."
The Witty Truck Driver
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low bridge ahead.”
He tries to turn off but before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck huh?”
The truck driver says,”No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
Diver meets a Guy underwater ♥
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote,“Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?”
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, “I’m drowning, you moron!”
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Helping the pope with his holy crossword
A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane. He sees that the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He thinks to himself, "I love doing crossword puzzles. I hope he will ask me for help."
Time passes, and the Pope says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four-letter word that describes a woman and ends in ‘unt’?"
The gentleman thinks about this and was about to answer when he realized he couldn’t say something like that to the Pope. He thinks a while longer and finally says, "I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’."
The Pope replies, "Oh, you’re right. That fits too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"
♥ The next story is even more stupid okay. Read on to find out.
Suicide? Or murder? Or suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide.
He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
Dr. Mills continued, “A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended” is still defined as committing suicide. Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below at street level, but his suicide attempt probably would not have been successful because of the safety net. This caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was his long standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident, that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over both the loss of his financial support and the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth-story window. The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
Wth. This type of thing also have. Super pro.
Blabbered at
13:02
Friday, March 02, 2007
I am always thinking, giving myself hopes. But, the truth is there isn't.
I still cannot believe i am so stupid to believe my own fairy tales. Living in a world of my own. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
As usual, Neptune, my house [: , got the best cheer leadering prize again ! Haha. Three cheers for Neptune. WOOHOOO.
Was browsing some webs when i suddenly end up in this joke website.
Enjoy ♥
Free drinks! Free drinks!
A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.
“But I already paid you! Don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, “Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, “You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass….”
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
A Real Ball Buster
“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind — either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”
“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
“Hi there,” says Steve,”It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”
“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.”
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, “Shit! THAT’S the word!"
Disabled swimming contest
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.
They all line up, the whistle blows and"splash" they’re all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly,but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legsfinishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so hedecides he had better dive down to rescue the head guy. He picks up the head, swims back up to thesurface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughingand spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath andshouts: "Three goddamn years I’ve spent learning to swim with my goddamn ears, thenfive seconds before the whistle, some bastard puts a swimming cap on me."
The Witty Truck Driver
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low bridge ahead.”
He tries to turn off but before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck huh?”
The truck driver says,”No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
Diver meets a Guy underwater ♥
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote,“Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?”
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, “I’m drowning, you moron!”
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Helping the pope with his holy crossword
A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane. He sees that the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He thinks to himself, "I love doing crossword puzzles. I hope he will ask me for help."
Time passes, and the Pope says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four-letter word that describes a woman and ends in ‘unt’?"
The gentleman thinks about this and was about to answer when he realized he couldn’t say something like that to the Pope. He thinks a while longer and finally says, "I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’."
The Pope replies, "Oh, you’re right. That fits too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"
♥ The next story is even more stupid okay. Read on to find out.
Suicide? Or murder? Or suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide.
He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
Dr. Mills continued, “A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended” is still defined as committing suicide. Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below at street level, but his suicide attempt probably would not have been successful because of the safety net. This caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was his long standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident, that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over both the loss of his financial support and the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth-story window. The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
Wth. This type of thing also have. Super pro.
Blabbered at
13:02