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Kindly process to
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for the tagboard!
Tyvm! :B
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``just.some.stupid.JOKES ;D
Some jokes to crank you people up ;D
#1. Give a reason why Hello Kitty dislike talking to Mickey Mouse.
Answer: Hello Kitty don't even have a mouth.
#2. Why is Batman smarter than the Superman?
Answer: They both wear underwear on the outside. But the Batman wears a mask yo cover his face, so no one will recognise him ^^
#3. What will happen to a banana if it was thrown down from the 10th floor?
Answer: Brinjal, Because its blue-black all over. lOL
Now, it's time for MR.BEAN'S jokes ♥
Brain Tumour
Doctor: I am regret to say that you have brain tumour.
Mr.Bean: YESSS!!! ( Jumps in joy)
Doctor: Do you understand what i just said just now?
Mr.Bean: Yes, of course. Do you think i am dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr.Bean: Because it proves that i hav a BRAIN!
Mr.Bean While In Grade School
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9
Teacher: Then what is 4 plus 5?
Mr.Bean: Are you trying to trick me? You twisted the figure so the answer is 6!
While In The Drug Store
Mr.Bean: I like to buy some vitamins for my grandsons please.
Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B, C, D or E?
Mr.Bean: Anything will do. My grandsons haven learn their abc yet!
At the ATM Machine
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr.Bean: I know you PIN no. Heehee.
Friend: Alright. What is the PIN since you saw it?
Mr.Bean: Four asterisks (****)
Chatting with His Friend
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr.Bean: What do you mean by ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see anything.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr.Bean: Head Cleaner
Death of His Mother
Mr.Bean: (crying) The doctor just called to say that my mother had passed away.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
( After 2 minutes) Mr.Bean cried even louder.
Friend: Now what?
Mr.Bean: My sister called me to tell me that her mother had passed away too!
lOL. I was laughing like siao when i saw these jokes. Really L-M-A-O!! Haha ;D Oh. I got another joke. It's quite funny too:)
Here goes:
Three couples were having dinner together.
The American husband said to his wife, " Pass me the honey, Honey."
The English husband said to his wife, " Pass me the sugar, Sugar."
The Australian husband said to his wife, " Pass me the steak, Dumb Cow."
ROFL. Haha. Get it? Haha.Please lah. Spam spam spam. Think i dunno how to spam YOUR blog ar, bitch? Crap here crap there. Crap onfront of mi lah. Dun dare ar? Aiyo. Sad lor. Think about you CRAPPERS already want to vomit le lah. Nevermind. They are 'small' people, don't need to care about them. Don't let these PI GUS spoil my mood. HAHA~ Haiz, these few days hor, really getting lazier and lazier le. Lazy to post and tag people's blog =P Sorry. Will tag soon okiies?
``Laughter is the best medicine wor ♥♥♥
Blabbered at
10:44
Sunday, November 05, 2006
``just.some.stupid.JOKES ;D
Some jokes to crank you people up ;D
#1. Give a reason why Hello Kitty dislike talking to Mickey Mouse.
Answer: Hello Kitty don't even have a mouth.
#2. Why is Batman smarter than the Superman?
Answer: They both wear underwear on the outside. But the Batman wears a mask yo cover his face, so no one will recognise him ^^
#3. What will happen to a banana if it was thrown down from the 10th floor?
Answer: Brinjal, Because its blue-black all over. lOL
Now, it's time for MR.BEAN'S jokes ♥
Brain Tumour
Doctor: I am regret to say that you have brain tumour.
Mr.Bean: YESSS!!! ( Jumps in joy)
Doctor: Do you understand what i just said just now?
Mr.Bean: Yes, of course. Do you think i am dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr.Bean: Because it proves that i hav a BRAIN!
Mr.Bean While In Grade School
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9
Teacher: Then what is 4 plus 5?
Mr.Bean: Are you trying to trick me? You twisted the figure so the answer is 6!
While In The Drug Store
Mr.Bean: I like to buy some vitamins for my grandsons please.
Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B, C, D or E?
Mr.Bean: Anything will do. My grandsons haven learn their abc yet!
At the ATM Machine
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr.Bean: I know you PIN no. Heehee.
Friend: Alright. What is the PIN since you saw it?
Mr.Bean: Four asterisks (****)
Chatting with His Friend
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr.Bean: What do you mean by ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see anything.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr.Bean: Head Cleaner
Death of His Mother
Mr.Bean: (crying) The doctor just called to say that my mother had passed away.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
( After 2 minutes) Mr.Bean cried even louder.
Friend: Now what?
Mr.Bean: My sister called me to tell me that her mother had passed away too!
lOL. I was laughing like siao when i saw these jokes. Really L-M-A-O!! Haha ;D Oh. I got another joke. It's quite funny too:)
Here goes:
Three couples were having dinner together.
The American husband said to his wife, " Pass me the honey, Honey."
The English husband said to his wife, " Pass me the sugar, Sugar."
The Australian husband said to his wife, " Pass me the steak, Dumb Cow."
ROFL. Haha. Get it? Haha.Please lah. Spam spam spam. Think i dunno how to spam YOUR blog ar, bitch? Crap here crap there. Crap onfront of mi lah. Dun dare ar? Aiyo. Sad lor. Think about you CRAPPERS already want to vomit le lah. Nevermind. They are 'small' people, don't need to care about them. Don't let these PI GUS spoil my mood. HAHA~ Haiz, these few days hor, really getting lazier and lazier le. Lazy to post and tag people's blog =P Sorry. Will tag soon okiies?
``Laughter is the best medicine wor ♥♥♥
Blabbered at
10:44